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Marvel’s new Madame Web movie premiered on February 12 before being released on Valentine’s Day, grossing $52 million worldwide and, essentially, completely bombing at the box office.
The Hollywood Reporter claimed the movie, which features big names like Dakota Johnson as Madame Web, Sydney Sweeney as Julia Carpenter, and Emma Roberts as Mary Parker, had the worst opening for a Sony movie featuring Spider-Man-related characters.
Moreover, the Reporter noted that the movie continued the trend of underperforming superhero movies from both Marvel and DC.
Madame Web currently holds a 13% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, 3.8/10 on IMDb, and 2.2/5 on Filmstarts.
Even the movie’s protagonist has seemingly echoed critics, as Dakota has said she hasn't seen the movie during an interview in the UK, while also essentially saying she's got no plans to watch it any time soon, TMZ reported.
Naturally, the internet has managed to turn the colossal flop into a bunch of hilarious memes. So, without further ado, here are 30 of some of Bored Panda’s favorite reactions to Madame Web.
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It's A Crime
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that_gay_snake(he/they) that_gay_snake(he/they) Community Member Follow
i regret going. it is really bad
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Spiderman's Uncle's Coworker
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DennyS (denzoren) DennyS (denzoren) Community Member Follow
I mean, we've had spinoffs about everything, why not.
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Dakota Johnson's Iconic Lack Of Enthusiasm
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DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member Follow
She was asked about the names of the 3 Spiderman movies Her replies made me cry
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This Tiktok Review
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Megan The Viking Traveler Megan The Viking Traveler Community Member Follow
I miss who I was before I saw this film!!!!!! deeeaaaad
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Was This All A Dream?
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Mjskywalk Mjskywalk Community Member Follow
Probably did fall asleep and woke up and didn’t notice they had fallen asleep because the nonsensical plot didn’t need need full attention. Been to a transformers movie like that…
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How Many Bucks?!
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TotallyNOTAFox TotallyNOTAFox Community Member Follow
7 bucks?! That's really unrealistic... that means they made any profit
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#7
Even Wikipedia Doesn't Want It
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Mjskywalk Mjskywalk Community Member Follow
Gotta find someone who understands it first 🤔
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With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility, And...
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Lotekguy Lotekguy Community Member Follow
Not necessarily true for screenwriters or directors.
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Dramatic Lines
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LakotaWolf (she/her) LakotaWolf (she/her) Community Member Follow
I’m female and I LOATHE female characters like this. This is not how to “represent” or “empower” those who identify as women. I’m even a superhero comics/movies fan (grew up on the 90s X-Men and Batman) and I cannot stand superhero movies/shows like this :(
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Spoilers
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screaming chicken screaming chicken Community Member Follow
that line made me cringe so hard tho. like you tellin me uncle ben has no responsibility? those kids gonna die in his care man-
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New Roman Empire Unlocked
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DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member Follow
Big Brain Moment think-abou...b6291d.gif
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#12
Trying To Find The Cause Of The Movie And Punishing Them
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Philip Rutter Philip Rutter Community Member Follow
It was AI generated!! Really! ! We had nothing to do with it!!
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It's So Bad You Just Can't Help Loving It
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DennyS (denzoren) DennyS (denzoren) Community Member Follow
It's bad for some but it's also good for some.
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#14
An Infinite Amount Of Madame Web
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Bobby Beans Bobby Beans Community Member Follow
He forgot Madame Web 2: Electric Boogaloo
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We Need To Get To The Bottom Of The Mess
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iBlank iBlank Community Member Follow
I'm sure someone involved already started the documentary about how it went off the rails, part of the way through filming... maybe a release next week?!
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Some People Watched Madame Web For The Plot (Sydney Sweeney)
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#17
This Poetic Review Is Everything
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Megan Curl Megan Curl Community Member Follow
This is the verbatim dialogue for Nicole Kidman’s AMC movie theater ads without the last line, “because, here they are…”. Or, in the case of Madame Web ARE NOT. Oh, the shade.
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#18
Like The Birth Of Jesus
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#19
The Worst Thing About Madame Web Is...
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PFD PFD Community Member Follow
Was Morbius that bad? Genuine question. I watched it at the cinema and can't remember anything.
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#20
Fastforward To The Credits
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#21
This Is How You Sound Leaving The Movies
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#22
Awkward Cut
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ShaZam ShaZam Community Member Follow
What kind of run is that? Are her shoes too big and she's trying to keep them on?
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We Love A Good Chaotic Press Tour
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screaming chicken screaming chicken Community Member Follow
imo dakota was the best actor in this one
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#24
An Appropriate Funeral Outfit
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#25
Worst Valentine's Day Date Idea Ever
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ShaZam ShaZam Community Member Follow
I love him slowly shaking his head.
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#26
Reconsider
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Julie Allen Julie Allen Community Member Follow
Sqeaky shoooes!!!!!!
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#27
A Historic Run
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TotallyNOTAFox TotallyNOTAFox Community Member Follow
Dracula Untold and The Last Witch Hunter were at least somewhat enjoyable
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#28
That Kind Of Movie
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ShaZam ShaZam Community Member Follow
Wow ... just Wow
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#29
All Over The Place
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Rebekah Fuentes Rebekah Fuentes Community Member
🤣
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#30
Trying To Play It Safe
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Justin Smith Justin Smith Community Member Follow
Tw fantastic four movie will be just as bad.
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Ken Beattie Ken Beattie Community Member Follow
I think if you're going to make a movie with B (or C or D or whatever they are) list characters you have to pick ones that are visually interesting and have potential for a "spectacle". Guardians of the Galaxy nailed that. Most non-comic fans had no idea who they were but the visuals were great and the action sequences and humour carried the movie. If you don't have that then you'd better have a great script and great acting if you want to make it anywhere...
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Catlady6000 Catlady6000 Community Member Follow
Ok now I have to watch it
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WindySwede WindySwede Community Member
Don't even know what it is.. and could not read the text in the beginning. Because of 'dark mode' the text is black and background dark gray. And will kot change 😌
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I was so looking forward to this and avoided all the trailers and advance commentary to be able to go in spoiler-free, so the eruption of horrified hilarity at it's awfulness totally blindsided me... I can't bring my self to watch it now 💀
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” Ross “Sarcastic Dad” Community Member Follow
Same. And I know some people are going to say Marvels and Web did badly because "Men can't handle female superheros (or women leads in general)" but that is so far from the truth. Madame Web is one of my favorite Spiderman characters. I've been screaming for years that Madame Web and Gwen need to make an appearance. Gwen was done really well, both in the Garfield SM movies and Into The Spiderverse. Madame Web, not so much.
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I think if you're going to make a movie with B (or C or D or whatever they are) list characters you have to pick ones that are visually interesting and have potential for a "spectacle". Guardians of the Galaxy nailed that. Most non-comic fans had no idea who they were but the visuals were great and the action sequences and humour carried the movie. If you don't have that then you'd better have a great script and great acting if you want to make it anywhere...
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Catlady6000 Catlady6000 Community Member Follow
Ok now I have to watch it
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Don't even know what it is.. and could not read the text in the beginning. Because of 'dark mode' the text is black and background dark gray. And will kot change 😌
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I was so looking forward to this and avoided all the trailers and advance commentary to be able to go in spoiler-free, so the eruption of horrified hilarity at it's awfulness totally blindsided me... I can't bring my self to watch it now 💀
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” Ross “Sarcastic Dad” Community Member Follow
Same. And I know some people are going to say Marvels and Web did badly because "Men can't handle female superheros (or women leads in general)" but that is so far from the truth. Madame Web is one of my favorite Spiderman characters. I've been screaming for years that Madame Web and Gwen need to make an appearance. Gwen was done really well, both in the Garfield SM movies and Into The Spiderverse. Madame Web, not so much.
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